The Basics of Being Basic
It’s Christmas time, or the holiday’s days, or the time of year where we all wake up and immediately and can’t get out of bed because it’s just too cold. Call it what you like, but either way, it means that we’re going to have to deal with our distant relative’s way too often. So it’s time to find a way of distracting ourselves from them in literally any way, and shoving glass in our eyes is heavily discouraged, so it’s time for the next best thing, it’s time to pumpkin spice everything. Pumpkin Spice, the only spice white people can handle.
During the holidays, pumpkin spice becomes the center of everything, and the family meets around that; it’s high time we learn how to make it ourselves.
You’re going to need:
- 3 tablespoons of cinnamon. It’s so delicious you could create an army and kill loads of people in India for it.
- 2 table spoons of ginger and ground nutmeg. You can probably find it somewhere in your Grandma’s house.
- 5 teaspoons of ground all spice. It’s the stuff that smells so good it can overpower BO.
- Ground cloves. Again, go to Grandma’s
- It’s time to mix.
Now, most people would probably just make a cake, pie, in a roll, really in any type of bread/pastry, or a put it in their coffee. These can be found at various other sites, because I don’t want to cite sources for those recipes.
But if you wish to take a ride on the wild side you could; put it in a soap or in your peanut butter, in your yogurt, in your nail polish, or even a whoopee-cushion so that it sprays everywhere. The list of the things you could do is limitless, so go forth and create conquer for you now have the basics of being basic.
References
Mcandrews, Meghan. “Betty Crocker .” 15 October 2014. Betty Crocker . Web. 17 November 2017.